- mum: ohhh look how close jupiter and saturn are
- me: do their orbits ever sync up?
- mum: you mean do they overlap each other?
- me: yeah. like, do they ever get ~intimately acquainted
- me: do they dance the interplanetary tango
- mum:
- mum:
- mum:
- me: i bet they're only ever close to each other like once every decade or something
- me: oh my god that's so tragic
- me: i ship it
- me: astrological otp
- mum: you're adopted
- Me: *breathes*
- Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
